He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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