He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
