sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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