Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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