I am in a vortex of obligation.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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