If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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