I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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