he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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