ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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