talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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