So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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