i jhust puked up my retainher.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
home. puking in laundry basket.
you win again, gameday.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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