Whod you bang
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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