Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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