NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
