Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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