yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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