I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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