I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
this just has baby written all over it
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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