You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize
