I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
They have beer where we have blood.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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