VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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