the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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