11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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