Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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