Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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