Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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