Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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