I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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