Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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