Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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