You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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