ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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