Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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