Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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