what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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