well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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