I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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