i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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