The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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