There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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