I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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