Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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