Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
only if we run a train.
done.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
