singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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