She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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