Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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