When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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