we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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