If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Rumble strips road head = magical
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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